Reverend Monkeychunky Nails & His Lost Cookybun
Have you ever seen an alien before? Two hours ago there was a fat-looking ugly alien, who looked like a chubby and hideous person. He had a crooked nose and one eye. His favorite food was fingernails and goat brains.
His favorite color was dark leaf green like a platano. He was a minister to monkeys. His name was Reverend Monkeychunky Nails.
When he wakes up in the morning he eats nails with ketchup in a hotdog bun. He goes outside to Alien Park and walks his pet alien, Cookybun. Cookybun looks like a chipmunk and squeaks and can only say the word “girl.”
Then he goes to the ocean, which is purple and smells like a smelly foot and looks mushy like mashed potatoes.
One grumpy Saturday, which was his birthday, he woke up and went to walk Cookybun, but Cookybun wasn’t there. Reverend Nails felt grumpy, sad, and aggravated. He went looking for Cookybun in Alien Park.
By Cookybun’s favorite oak tree, he ran into his boss, the Super Alien King. He cried, “Have you seen Cookybun? I can’t find him anywhere.”
“Who is Cookybun?” the boss questioned.
“He is my pet alien.”
“I haven’t seen him,” replied the boss, “but one time I lost my pet robot cat, named Muncho. When I lost him, I took out his favorite blueberry-pie-blue spiky rattleball, looked for footprints, and put up posters all over town.”
“Oh thank you,” said Reverend Nails, “I’ll do that right now.”
He looked for footprints but couldn’t find any. He took out Cookybun’s strawberry-red toy rubber brain and he made posters with a picture of Cookybun in his Christmas Santa suit and the message, “If you see this alien please call 617-MONKEY4.”
Each student then finished the story with their own unique ending...
