The 73rd Quatroannual Cryptozoological and Semieducational IntraCommunity Technological and Physiological Scavenger Hunt

The Greater Boston Bigfoot Research Institute, long regarded as Boston’s leading cryptozoological research foundation, has, as you may have heard, endured a difficult year.

Following the near-decimation of our cutting-edge technological underground research lair by a wholly unexpected volcanic eruption, we were devastated by the incineration of our catalog of cryptozoological specimens (numbering close to 7,000) due to a tempestuous fire, still under investigation. (We’re not pointing any fingers, but the “Do Not Smoke Close to the Flammable Yeti Fur” sign was there for a reason.)

While transporting the ravaged remains of our center to our new space at 3035 Washington Street, we were struck by a mid-summer hailstorm, ruining the rest of our files, books, and office supplies. The lone survivor? Our prized jackalope skeleton.

So, in our destitution, we are calling upon you, the uneducated, inerudite public, to help us reclaim our past glory. Located throughout Boston and its surrounding areas, there remain many volumes of books, specimens and general supplies that we want (need) for the guaranteed continuing success of our research cryptic and health-hazardous prizes.

All participants should email scavenge [at] 826boston.org for an identification name and number, map, and complete list of rules and regulations. Rules and regulations should not be taken lightly.

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