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Greater Boston Bigfoot Research Institute
Product Testing Seminar

The Greater Boston Bigfoot Research Institute invites the ready, willing, & non-litigious-but-curious to take part in its Product Testing Seminar (PTS) on March 8th from 7 to 9 pm, prior to the upcoming North American Symposium on Bigfoot & Sasquatch Research to be held on April 12th.

Download the PTS full-page flyer.
Download the PTS quarter-sheet flyer.


Participants will help the Institute weed out malfunctioning products and potential marketing flops. PTS registrants will receive a first-run GBBRI t-shirt along with a wilderness survival bundle. (Items may include a variety of lenses and magnifiers, recording devices, survival whistle, signal flares, emergency sleeping bag, intermediate cold weather tent, live specimens, preserved specimens, first aid kit, leeches, and everything you need to capture Sasquatch and land a book deal*). PTS competitions and training sessions may include: camouflage application, tree knocking, morse code, Himalayan safety preparedness, and boulder heaving.

Any and all interested are welcome to register for the PTS by following the instructions below. Cost of the Seminar is $50.00; enrollment is capped at 50 entrants.

Registration Instructions:

  1. Search your soul for at least 10 minutes. Are you sure you have the necessary spunk and chutzpah to complete the tasks placed before you in the PTS?
  2. Log on to this page and click on the “make a donation” button.
  3. Submit your donation ($50.00 minimum donation per entrant) via Paypal or check made out to 826 Boston, 3035 Washington St., Roxbury, MA 02119.
  4. Send an email to info [at] 826boston.org with the following information:
    • Full Name
    • Number of tickets
    • Date donation was submitted
    • Email address
  5. You will receive a email confirming your registration for the PTS within 1 to 5 business days.
  6. Begin training regimen. Suggested exercises include: deep squat thrusts, cargo net climbs, standing on one foot for upwards of 10 minutes, icewater baths, carbo-loading.
  7. Arrive promptly for the PTS on March 8th at 7 p.m. at 3035 Washington St., Roxbury (see here for map and directions). Late arrivals will be penalized unless an item of interest is brought to appease the Research Team.

*Please Note: Items included in Wilderness Survival Bundle are suggested inventory only. Contents subject to change. Book deal not guaranteed. Inquiries: 617.442.5400.


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